rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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