We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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