i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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