what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Everclear isn't food dammit
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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