She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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