Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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