The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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