Little spoons don't ask big questions
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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