PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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