Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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