You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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