please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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