marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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