thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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