I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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