You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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