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So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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