Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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