I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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