what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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