she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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