Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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