just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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