4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Randomize
