At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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