Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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