NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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