The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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