love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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