Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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