There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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