I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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