is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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