I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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