Do vagina's smell?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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