I just pynch a tree in the face
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
