I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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