worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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