so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
do herpes really smell.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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