i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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