Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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