the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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