we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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