I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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