Welp...herpes.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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