my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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