This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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