1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We named our party play list daddy issues
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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