i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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