You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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