She just used a chaser for red wine.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
