Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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