His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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