just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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